Posted 3 weeks ago

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(Source: alabamadaddy)

Posted 3 weeks ago

empty-crayon-box:

awaywardmind:

musicofthestage:

characterdesigninspiration:

As a disclaimer, this is far from a comprehensive list of genders, sexualities, kinks, etc. This generator is to be used as a prompt starting block and I highly encourage exploration of terms and topics that do not appear on these lists. 

Hey everyone, my friend empty-crayon-box made a cool generator for you guys!  Like she said, sexuality’s an immense and individualistic thing so there’s no way for all options to be included in one generator, but this could be a good starting point if you’re having trouble coming up with diverse characters.  Remember, if you get something you’re not familiar with, make sure to do some research before you try writing it, and researching things beyond these lists is a good idea too <3

To play: click and drag each gif, or take a screenshot of the whole thing.

I want a refund.

ellen look what happened with your generator

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS FUCKING FUNNY AS THIS IS! 

Posted 3 weeks ago

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Posted 3 weeks ago
dubiousculturalartifact:

sir-mycroft:

Inspired by today’s (28th of June, 2014) Tumblr logo.Happy LGBTQIA Pride Month!

Why are you using a show that features exactly zero queer/LGBTQIA characters, with the exception of a gay woman whose entire narrative arc was about how she was utterly destroyed because she fell madly in love with a man, and a show that makes the insinuation that the main characters are gay the butt of that many jokes, whose showrunner claimed that asexuals are ‘no fun’ and not ‘interesting’ and that bisexuals are ‘having too much fun’ to bother giving media representation to, in order to celebrate LGBTQIA Pride?I’m sorry.I just…CELEBRATE PRIDE BY CELEBRATING ACTUAL QUEER/LGBTQIA PEOPLE/MEDIA PLEASE AND THANKS.

dubiousculturalartifact:

sir-mycroft:

Inspired by today’s (28th of June, 2014) Tumblr logo.
Happy LGBTQIA Pride Month!

Why are you using a show that features exactly zero queer/LGBTQIA characters, with the exception of a gay woman whose entire narrative arc was about how she was utterly destroyed because she fell madly in love with a man, and a show that makes the insinuation that the main characters are gay the butt of that many jokes, whose showrunner claimed that asexuals are ‘no fun’ and not ‘interesting’ and that bisexuals are ‘having too much fun’ to bother giving media representation to, in order to celebrate LGBTQIA Pride?
I’m sorry.
I just…
CELEBRATE PRIDE BY CELEBRATING ACTUAL QUEER/LGBTQIA PEOPLE/MEDIA PLEASE AND THANKS.

Posted 3 weeks ago
  1. Men: Not ALL men.
  2. Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

Posted 3 weeks ago

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

lazorbabies:

i m really high but doeesnt this spot on my floor look like sanic the heghoge

Posted 3 weeks ago

tonidorsay:

It isn’t just disrespect. It is violence.

Don’t be violent.

Don’t be a dick.

(Source: alphabonesoup)

Posted 3 weeks ago

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

shooshedpappings:

serenescientist:

internetkatze:

image

GO FORTH AND READ.

What an excellent guide.

God speed, friend. God speed.

Posted 3 weeks ago

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true