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beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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Posted 2 months ago

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

Posted 2 months ago

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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Posted 2 months ago

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Posted 3 months ago

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(Source: alabamadaddy)

Posted 3 months ago

empty-crayon-box:

awaywardmind:

musicofthestage:

characterdesigninspiration:

As a disclaimer, this is far from a comprehensive list of genders, sexualities, kinks, etc. This generator is to be used as a prompt starting block and I highly encourage exploration of terms and topics that do not appear on these lists. 

Hey everyone, my friend empty-crayon-box made a cool generator for you guys!  Like she said, sexuality’s an immense and individualistic thing so there’s no way for all options to be included in one generator, but this could be a good starting point if you’re having trouble coming up with diverse characters.  Remember, if you get something you’re not familiar with, make sure to do some research before you try writing it, and researching things beyond these lists is a good idea too <3

To play: click and drag each gif, or take a screenshot of the whole thing.

I want a refund.

ellen look what happened with your generator

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS FUCKING FUNNY AS THIS IS! 

Posted 3 months ago

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Posted 3 months ago
dubiousculturalartifact:

sir-mycroft:

Inspired by today’s (28th of June, 2014) Tumblr logo.Happy LGBTQIA Pride Month!

Why are you using a show that features exactly zero queer/LGBTQIA characters, with the exception of a gay woman whose entire narrative arc was about how she was utterly destroyed because she fell madly in love with a man, and a show that makes the insinuation that the main characters are gay the butt of that many jokes, whose showrunner claimed that asexuals are ‘no fun’ and not ‘interesting’ and that bisexuals are ‘having too much fun’ to bother giving media representation to, in order to celebrate LGBTQIA Pride?I’m sorry.I just…CELEBRATE PRIDE BY CELEBRATING ACTUAL QUEER/LGBTQIA PEOPLE/MEDIA PLEASE AND THANKS.

dubiousculturalartifact:

sir-mycroft:

Inspired by today’s (28th of June, 2014) Tumblr logo.
Happy LGBTQIA Pride Month!

Why are you using a show that features exactly zero queer/LGBTQIA characters, with the exception of a gay woman whose entire narrative arc was about how she was utterly destroyed because she fell madly in love with a man, and a show that makes the insinuation that the main characters are gay the butt of that many jokes, whose showrunner claimed that asexuals are ‘no fun’ and not ‘interesting’ and that bisexuals are ‘having too much fun’ to bother giving media representation to, in order to celebrate LGBTQIA Pride?
I’m sorry.
I just…
CELEBRATE PRIDE BY CELEBRATING ACTUAL QUEER/LGBTQIA PEOPLE/MEDIA PLEASE AND THANKS.

Posted 3 months ago
  1. Men: Not ALL men.
  2. Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

Posted 3 months ago

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
Posted 3 months ago